This is not where the magic happens.

You can't look thug on a bunk bed.

Or can you?

You can't look thug in your JDate profile.

Even if it's Field Day at your detention center.

You can't look thug getting a piggyback ride.

Your flat-brimmed Cincinnati Reds hat might shift.

You can't look thug riding a mechanical bull.

Unless it's a shiv...

You can't look thug using a fountain pen.

Lemme get a pain au chocolat.

You can't look thug at a patisserie.

What about Scott motherfuckin' Hamilton?

You can't look thug ice skating.

Where are my dogs at?

You can't look thug walking a Bichon.

Straight Slurpin'

You can't look thug eating soup.

The sniffles.

You can't look thug when you've got allergies.